Tuesday, April 27, 2010

the entry shanghai-ed my glutes

it was criminally lax of me to allow my fitness activity to glide at a glacial pace. i've mentioned before in my resolution to frequent the gym conscientiously. my attempt is more than deplorable. the only pizazz i've added to my list of noteworthy achievements of late is to slump over in bed, scroll down facebook, and listen to miley warbling about being almost able to see the dream that she's been dreaming (hint: vertical ascent), whilst knocking down enemies in final fantasy xiii. someone award me a trophy for multi-tasking already.

confound me, but have i lately broached the exercise phenomenon known as vibrate-till-your-ass-muscles-buckle? the nomenclature of this form of exercise, a.k.a power plates, is the latest craze which has taken over hollywood by storm led by the honchos of celebs like madonna and clint eastwood. power plates uses the principle of acceleration training to simulate the body's natural response to vibration. a 25-minute workout is equivalent to two to three hours in the gym!

cookiedough needs to feel his abs.


four more abs to go to an adonis body.


the solution to it all: power plates!


me with paul in tow.




the folks at croyez studio (pronounced as 'krwah-yay'), which is located at dempsey road, invited me and my intrepid crony paul to give a shot at being a powerplater. verdict: fifteen minutes into the exercise and i was sweating crazy my underarm deodorant smelled like fresh pine that was one day too old. not pleasant at all. my forecast for next few days is intense muscle aches with high possibility of torrential cramps.



a myriad of power plate regimes to cater to different individuals.






jane, our sprightly coach, feigning niceness. devil incarnate!






power plates proves to be not as easy as it looks.


a big thank-you to gwendolyn, the owner of croyez.


am i going back for more of this? you betcha. i just need to invest in more potent sweatsticks. to find out more about this revolutionary exercise, call 6474 4133/6474 4140 or visit their website at www.croyez.com.sg.

in other news, my office is piling with trash. evidently, there isn't a system for taking out the dump. our office has three waste bins and no one clears it fastidiously enough that fruit-flies have been growing amongst them. this morning i went digging through the pile and fished out a wrapped sandwich that went bad almost a week ago. i am going to go all pep-talky on these spudhead staff real soon.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

looking fine dp....:)

Unknown said...

How's the device works ? It does look big and strange for an exercise equipment.

Anonymous said...

ah des,

how much does it cost?
ya would euro keep depreciating huh? even below 1.85?

km

Anonymous said...

ah des,

how much does it cost?
ya would euro keep depreciating huh? even below 1.85?

km

Anonymous said...

looks like you were having fun there. ^o^

~no name~

Anonymous said...

i assume the owner does not do power plates routine right?lol

iruffcookiedough said...

(anon) as always, you too, tinks.

(gunart84) it's a machine that forces yours muscles to contract and expand at a certain frequency, accelerated training. you can customize it to your training level so it doesn't wear you out that fast.

(km) the machine for a home use one costs about $4,000. a studio type will set you back by about $20,000.

iruffcookiedough said...

(no name) it was fun alright. haa, in fact, this exercise releases seratonin, which makes one feel good.

(anon2) she's going on a routine already, and it's been working out well for her.

fufu said...

wow wow wow... but i am just too skinny to go there >< better eat more sausages here first... lol

iruffcookiedough said...

(fufu) you look ok i am sure. so when you dropping by singapore again?

Anonymous said...

is paul single n available?

on ur team or the other team?

Anonymous said...

Sure looks fun! And btw, your getup for the gym is niceeeeee. Hehe

More pics, coming soon? :S