Thursday, January 29, 2009

the entry of shrinking packets and changing tides

and so it's official. recession is finally kicking in. multi-national conglomerates are laying off their employees, government bodies are stepping in to allay the situation with their budget(ed) reserves. even the red packets i received this time around was a whopping 30% lesser than my previous assemblage. not even when i managed to stir from my bed with a throbbing headache (courtesy of getting plastered on the previous night) to greet my relatives in the crispest elocution "gong xi fa cai, xin nian kuai le" (equates to happy new year in the tongue of the eastern orient) did it not deter them from stashing a couple less notes into my ang bao.

according to the chinese astrological predictions, the ushering of the year of the ox spells a bad omen for us goat-boomers. so, if you're born in the year of the goat like me, here's a couple things to note: obstacles, delays, new problems and increased pressures will frustrate you to the extreme. be defensive and get prepared for a lot of changes, most of which will be undesirable. keep very friendly interpersonal equations and do not take part in gossiping. you would land in a damaging situation if you say a wrong word. avoid offending those in power. work hard but without expectations, to avoid disappointments. always be alert to avoid back-stabbing, especially from those close to you.

taisui is popularly known as the grand duke of jupiter. it is an intangible energy body of war-like nature that should not be disturbed. hence, for this year, do not install any moving objects like fish aquariums or water fountains in north east. do not renovate, redecorate, relocate or repair in north east. do not drill or even attempt to drive a nail in the north east wall.

money-wise, expect poor wealth luck. manage your earlier investments well and draw up a balanced financial plan for the year. avoid impulsive purchases and have a tight control over expenses, lest you land in a financial crisis. 

below average health luck. work stress is very high and you need to unwind and relax yourself mentally and physically. have regular physical workouts. sleep well, do yoga and meditate. you are accident prone this year with cuts, bleeds and injuries from falling down or fracturing. 

i am presuming it's gonna be a pretty hard year for me. sigh...

Sunday, January 25, 2009

the entry about a brand "niu" year

at this very moment
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cookiedough 
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wish everyone a happy lunar new year!



Friday, January 23, 2009

the entry on the perils of insomnia

dang, the clock reads 5:35 am, and i am still keeping a vigil for my sleeplessness. i abhor not being able to sleep during the earthly hours and the aftereffects of it. driving around trawling for supper would be but one of the devastating outcomes. the others, i care less not to mention right now. 

anyhoo, here's a picture of me wide awake (save for my teeny eyes) after a lavish post-midnight, pre-dawn meal, imploring my lucky stars for an early night after this. 


tired much, but just not sleepy...

Monday, January 19, 2009

the entry through the lens of my nikon

waking up today was terrible. i was jolted so badly by the sound of my neighboring dog's incessant barking blitzing my ears, i catapulted out of my room yelling back at the impertinent canine. i would have presumed that small dogs equated to small yelps: the jack russell proved me wrong, big time.

in the midst of my hangover, no thanks to copious amounts of drinking booze with friends the day before, i freshened up and staggered out the door, decked in photographer-esque regalia, for my first photo shoot (self-imposed) assignment. 

venue: marina barrage
history: the marina barrage is a dam in singapore built across the marina channel and was officially launched 1st nov 2008. the structure's core purpose is to provide water supply by recycling sewage goo into potable fluids. therein lies our pool of abundant newater. hurray..

hoping that the verisimilitude of my photographer getup is gripping, i enrolled the help of raymond to be my assistant for the day, in charge of lugging the excess camera equipment and ration.

whilst in the thick of action snapping away at anything that looked decently esoteric, the unthinkable happened. reminder: always fully charge batteries before embarking on photo taking excursion. i apologize for the lack in variety and quantity of photos due to the short time span i was alloted with my almost flat battery pack.


a little cam-whoring before the diving into action




my entourage: the assistant ray


getting on all fours to get the best shot possible.




a couple of test shots: focal area in the background, focal area in the foreground 
and capturing a stark, raving lunatic go like the wind.




can you spot a flying thingamajig amidst the sunburst?




my favorite shot of the singapore flyer whilst a pink kite descends, poised.

 
a snapshot of me, courtesy of ray


in other news, my iphone's cranky and giving me an unprecedented amount of problems. the damned device shuts off by itself, its sensors become insensitive to touch, and of late, is able to capture a screenshot of the phone itself. look-it!


Sunday, January 18, 2009

the entry about a trip down haji lane.

okay, so shopping in bangkok was quite the bitch (i ended up with a finite number of buys). to avert a potentially cataclysmic clothing drought, i decided that shopping was the order of the day. in tow with my friend raymond, the two of us trudged down haji lane for a little apparel schlepping. the outfit i am decked in was basically the bits and pieces i had managed to scrape when in bangkok. here's a couple pics.




j.a.r.b.: i guess they wanted to print "g.a.r.b." ... typo


raymond, who just can't keep it straight.



in haji lane, and doing the quaint victory pose.



an example of how i go about making a careful, deliberate purchase: my eyes zoom in on the must-buy, and for a moment i hover disconsolately, internal struggles of "should i? should i not? is it worth it? does it match any of my wardrobe attire? does my credit card allow anymore swiping?"-like self-probing rises for the longest time (say 0.125 seconds). i wrinkle my brow whilst i do my soul-searching, and by the next microsecond, i am donning it on to see if it fits. i'm out of it as soon as i was in it and i'm by the cashier handing over my plastic card.

after a little intensive shopping, it was time to stuff our face with nosh. middle-eastern food fare was menu du jour, and it proved equally delectable and comparable to our local delights. think of your favorite food and throw them onto a grille. shazam! cuisine a la middle east!


grilled mushrooms



grilled chicken leftovers; it was devoured before a good picture can be taken.

 



a little more cam-whoring before calling it a night....


or so i thought!
 

the chapter was closed only after another drinking (another?!) session with friends. i guess i shouldn't say this, since it's so early into the year, but my new year resolution is to make cutbacks in clubbing and drinking. and probably focus more on my work. that being said, with pressing matters on hand at the moment, bring on the booze!



jeremy manages to maintain the same pose in two different pictures.




x-tin, my babe in tow.


benjamin exhibits a little wardrobe malfunction but still looks sizzling.



cheerios and out!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

the entry about loathsome office ladies

of late, business has been dwindling down the spiral that it has led to a shrinking gamut of guzzling venues choices. dining at the local hawker centre would be the next best cost-efficient solution over restaurants charging exorbitant prices with pretentious amounts of food.

stepping into a hawker centre in the business district area during mid-lunch time and the one thing i have to gripe about, which is one you may share possibly, is that you have one huge cesspool of big, fat office ladies lumbering around the premises.

i don't even particularly like office ladies that much, even more when you see a whole lot of them. if you were to examine closely, some of them are really unpleasant looking. you can spot an office lady a mile away, what with their louis vuitton monochromatic purse, or the likes of it, clutched under their pits and the typical shabby looking office getup, congregating in groups of three or four. 

and if you have ever witnessed how office ladies eat, you'll also notice that they are always equipped with the art of holding crumpled tissue in one hand whilst still aptly maneuvering the chopsticks and spoon. from time to time, they use the same (same! gross!) tissue to wipe their nostrils or push their specs up (if they are bespectacled) with the back of their hand in the midst of their mindless conversations with fellow comrades. their cumulative decibel level, which is almost ear-crippling, are pretty much like their existence: redundant.


can you spot an office lady when you see one? plenty to go around.


a lot of them don't smell too good either
: the fat ones usually have a urine and stalely clothes combination. the worst of the lot, and it equates to a large group of them, are those who use trinkets like packets of tissue to reserve seating space, while trudging around to decide which food they would like to shovel into their mouths.

get this: more than half the seats in the locale were peppered with tissue packets of varying design and content. it is an appalling display of hawker etiquette, if you were to ask me. couldn't they simply get one of their portly counterparts to sit at their decided location to reserve the seats instead of everyone flocking to find food? i know, for one, that i wouldn't want to sit at a table where an office lady sits. it would be an outright abomination.



proof much of their atrocities?

Monday, January 12, 2009

the entry about a short getaway that hollers "sawadee krap"

i reckon i have exceeded my own expectations: i haven't touched a computer terminal for the past two weeks when overseas. well, except for the occasional click-and-scroll at cafes that are situated apart by a five-minute walk interval ever so often in this part of thailand.

aaah, sweet bangkok, the land of thousand smiles, genteel pleasantries, soft-ie language articulates, and of late, known by most as the land of ceaseless airport riots. here is where you get endless rows of salivating offerings from streetside hawkers. where you can witness the banter of them hawkers peddling for customers in a massive cacophony. where spices are mashed, bashed, smashed, crushed, chopped and the pestle and mortar constantly pound in a rhythmic routine. where the sizzle and cackle of food frying, the cloud of chili eddying from the wok, the aroma of herbs all grind together in a fiery frenzy that has become quite the highlight of bangkok streets.

however, worried that street food might not have any street cred, thus potentially giving our guts any grief in the most remote sense, the three of us (jeremy, valerie and i) veered off from the streets totally and ended up chomping up nosh in restaurants instead.

hovel-wise, we put up in a modest boutique hotel called the heritage, and checked into one of the smaller rooms available (budget constraints). by some divine intervention, thankfully, we were upgraded to the supreme suite due to the hotel's own scheduling complications. thank god for that! here's an orientation of our hovel as shown by me and jem, courtesy of valerie's camera.




a king-sized bed for the three of us: whoopee!




sitting atop the throne, a.k.a. dump depositor



jem also ropes in to demonstrate dumping, the classy way.


jem demonstrates bathing with clothes on



the exterior views of our hotel, taken with my nikon d60 (beams with pride)



our first stop took us to pratunam and mbk, the shopping centers better known for churning out "designer-wear inspired" products, the exact counterpart of finer malls with their finer regalia. nothing really took our breath away, except in the case of valerie, who came back to the hotel with shite-load of ladies' garb. the girls always have it easy, dang!



no d&g nor dior to be seen within the confines of mbk


getting more excited over the doughnuts than the shopping experience





jem with his first buy: authentic dkny undies


for the following days, the boys and girls split camp when it came to shopping, all in fervent hope of getting hold of more merchandise by combing more retail areas consecutively, thus effectively. for the boys, the outcome was no more a success than finding a needle in the haystack, until we came across the zapp shop, which was tucked up in the second floor of a empty looking premise in siam square. finally, a shop that lifted our half-hearted spirits! we managed to browse around the shop longer than all the window-shopping we'd done combined and got some reasonably nice buys.




jem


me



val







a little recharge along the way (risque)






(below: after a tad too much of the same cam-whoring, we decided to try something different. remember skimming through those tabloid magazines and seeing pictures of celebs caught on camera by the paparazzi? well, that's our inspiration!)




did we succeed much?


grouchy.. a hungry man is an angry man



in the evening, we doused ourselves in alcohol and r&b music at the happening locale rca. the entire strip was like a boulevard, except instead of trees, the street was lined with hip clubs. we plonked ourselves at route 66 and had a blast. the deejay was working the crowd, the crowd was guzzling booze and the booze was, well, booze. it's a shame, though, that the shutters had to come down by only 2 in the morning.












pigging out at swan lum, the local night market, was a first for us when it came to eating streetside food. it was already the last night, all bets were off. it was also a first for us, taking the tuk-tuk, a motorized version of the rickshaw.



a little preening goes a long way





finally, a group shot.

extra! some random pictures i took in bangkok, demonstrating the hiccups of the english vernacular by thai folks.





this one's a mystery to me; i've never heard of a place called reunion ever.

editor's note: this is a dual-launched entry. for the other part, go to popthemusicdrug.