Friday, March 27, 2009

the entry of roman new times

so, in the course of thirteen days, i have traversed over twenty thousand miles spanning three continents, five countries and chomped down numerous amounts of cattle-class airline meals. both my ass and i have experienced the blazing heat of tropical countries (whilst in transit at the airport of bangkok) to enduring the blistering cold of freshly-sprung spring in rome, italy.

welcome to a milieu of roman antiquities, street cafes and pizza-making culture. this is a locale where la dolce vita, i.e. the sweet life, was once highly celebrated by its people, and fashion is second-nature to most of them, if not all. an interesting observation i had when i was there though was that most italians surprisingly don't speak good english. once, i had to gesticulate to the waiter, pointing frantically at my bladder and making a t-shape with my hands alternately. when they didn't get that too, i realised italians weren't that good at charades either.

some of them aren't exactly the friendly, vivacious sort too. if you are the smiley kind wherever you went like yours truly, then you'd feel you're no different from being in a loopy, one-man wonderland surrounded by the likes of mr. and mrs. grumps. they do not like to engage in idle prattle as well, so lose the chatty side of yourself once there. despite the linguistic fiasco and sometimes uncongenial people, rome was quite the fun experience, with the usual suspects benjamin, peiru and pierre in tow. 


the reluctant porter, me, at changi airport, before departing.


on our way aboard the thai airways, ruz and me.


we arrived at fiumicino airport fifteen hours later, all jaded and lethargic. the tour bus picked us up and dropped us of at exedro hotel, one of rome's finest. we were put up in luxurious, exquisite suites with a balcony view (of nothingness), schlepped fifteen minutes around the hotel to get to our room, and even had a television set of notable brand. look it!



telly spells "loewe". how weird is that?


i surmised that you can't ask for much when you're in europe. such standards, even with the lack of basic amenities, like a water boiler or a proper (read: non-leaky) shower head, is widely considered normal by their rule of thumb. it's the company you live with that makes a difference though. and i gotta give props to ben for being a hell of a good roomie. 


spotted: cookiedough checking into a room in rome.


another unknown individual trails closely by.


just ben, my roomie for the europe leg of the tour.


nice comfy queen-size looking bed that splits right in the middle.


bathroom shot.


our interval at the hotel was short-lived though. sooner than you can say fettucine a la porcino, we were whisked off to our very first destination on the itinerary by the tour. did i forget to mention that this was a company's incentive trip? 


atop the tour bus, making our way to the colosseum.




everyone doing thumbs-up, the cookiedough way.





buying some memorabilia, or seemingly so. all an act, hah!


the arch of constantine (background) 




more ancient ruins.





touring with the group was quite a blasé, snooze affair that we decided to take matters into our own hands. visiting the colosseum was an eye-opening spectacular for sure, but after visiting a couple more ruins and the likes of it, you kinda get the drift. the tour was getting as dry as a shriveled prune.

we started wandering off, visited ice-cream parlors, and enjoyed the serenity of coffee-drinking along the streets. we even bumped into a couple of my ex-classmates here in rome. what are the odds?!



a variety of ice cream flavors, but no cookiedough here though.





making a call back home to check on family. 
no idea what ruz is doing back there.


a chance encounter with my ex-classmates.


a group photo with long-lost pals...



and a couple more. =]


the following day, fearing that the tour group's itinerary was no more interesting the the first day's, we opted to explore roma on our own and traipsed around the hotel's vicinity during the day. we dined at piazza navona in the evening, a city square that is well known for its restaurants and performance arts lining the streets. 

the thing i have to gripe about though is the service rendered in italy, especially at bistros and restaurants. it is deplorable, at best. the staff can be quite an inattentive lot: you could wave at them for the longest time and still they are, or choose to be, unaware of your presence. at one time in a restaurant, the staff couldn't even tell a stained glass apart from a clean one even when it stood right in front of their faces. 


all prepared to head out on day no. 2












painting the town red in my polize car.


ben spinning from great music for us.


chilling at a local bar after a sumptuous dinner.






day 3: itinerary on tour reads prada outlet in helvetica bold. this certainly piqued our curiousity,  and we wanted to check out the long-fabled haven for ourselves first hand. unfortunately, exorbitant grandeur and me do not go hand in hand. i fashioned myself trawling the area no less than five minutes and i was out of there.






space outlet, where fashion mogul prada is housed.









when the final day bowed, we scrambled to our feet to finish unfinished business: sightseeing. afterall, after today, we would no longer be in rome. i could almost feel a drop of tear shaping up in the corner of my eye. no more la dolce vita. no more saying grazie in almost every context. no more aromatic coffee. no more huge servings of ice cream. no more early mornings. no more unsmiling folks. no more distrait service. no more cold, unappetizing food. no more boring ruins to visit. no more roma! someone throw some confetti!


one for the road





arrving at the spanish steps, the longest and widest steps in all of europe.








undecided, we called for a meeting where to hit next.



a couple of my ex-classmates decided to join us too.




fontana di trevi, better known as trevi fountain, of baroque influence.


the pantheon, apparently a temple for all ancient gods of rome. 
i remember it fondly in dan brown's angels and demons.



all eyes on me, in the centre of a ring, just like a ______ (read above for clue).





we trekked all the way to the vatican, which by then, we almost keeled over.


swiss guards, employed by the pope at the vatican, guarding their posts.


amidst the hundreds of photos we ferociously snapped of ourselves, therein were a couple interesting subjects in the background that i managed to bring to focus. enjoy:



walking the with dog one leg up, or just doing yoga?


erm... a little too much junk in the trunk?


this woman should be arrested for appearing in that get-up in broad daylight.


all the way from china, and we could tell.


Saturday, March 14, 2009

the entry about a long getaway

we are heading off folks! ben, peiru, me and pierre. where, you ask?


bangkok, which is just a transit for us. =]





in pecking order: ben, pierre, ruz and i






i'll keep you guys posted in the next entry. till then!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

the entry of insomniac nights

being an avid (read: progressively compulsive) nocturnal creature of greenwich mean time +8, it was an inevitable serpentine route to the following repercussions:

1. a series of outbreak that has led to the bottom half of my face resembling a "connect-the-dots" board game. to remedy the situation, i've plied the affected areas with huge dollops of white viscous acne lotion (courtesy of proactiv) such that it resembles no less a bukkake scene from the notorious japanese hentai.

2. a heavy reliance on sleeping pills. i presume i have experimented with a cocktail of every possible permutation. stilnox, immovane, dormicum, xanax, valium. you name it, i've tried them all, and with different blends as well. i sure as hell know it's bad for health, but when you're tumbling around your bed keeling over from not sleeping yet when the clock strikes three, then four, then five, you kinda get the idea.

3. trying other sorts of remedies to avert dependency on sleeping pills. chamomile tea, hot showers, warm milk, jogging in the wee nights till your knees buckle, popping melatonine (a placebo of sorts for sleeping pills), and even subscribing to the draconian method of staying awake all day to trick the body into sleeping by night, all to no avail.

4. the chinese maxim "worm by day, dragon by night" couldn't be more true in my case. lethargy weighs upon my eyes and weary soul during normal working hours so badly that i can no longer function properly, but when bedtime beckons, my eyes are wide as an eagle.

i am hoping my forthcoming holiday/trip will give my eyes and body a good rest. godspeed!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

the entry about pulling the brakes on partying ... not!

it's been a while,




i know i shouldn't have kept you waiting...




but i'm here now!






anyhoos, this is another default posting about clubbing and having a good time plastering myself. in case you were wondering if i had a wardrobe change within the same night, well, i ain't exactly dotty enough to do that. so it's been a weekend of endless nights rocking on with the music, and then on the other hand, i am lamenting about my insomniac problems. convoluted much?


if you need a refreshing hairstyle, look up ark lin @ pacific plaza



chong chia, who knows a thing or two about 炒氣氛


the suddenly pensive chong 




kelly thien, who commands a huge presence in the modelling world. big fan!


duncan and i whispering sweet nothings.


on a side-note, i've received numerous postings and messages about us looking alike. as hard as i try squinting at our photos, i see little similarity. but then again, it's a compliment, looking like the ever-cute duncan.

so that's day one. the following day happens to be my buddy paul lim's birthday celebration (happy birthday once again!). we chilled out at party world, engaged in a little drinking session, sang into mikes suffused with previous users' slobber, and cut some nice cake from spinelli's


kenneth, paul and i at my place before our warbling session


i was intensely involved in the song i didn't know i was being snapped at.




x-tin popped by the club and we indulged in a little tongue frolicking. nah, it's only 借位.





this is crazy, but i actually sat in the middle of the road. 
thankfully i survived to write this posting.



okay, this might sound a little juvenile, but i totally psyched up about the impending sequel to transformers! i hope it's gonna be bigger and better!

Friday, February 27, 2009

the entry reeks flame

i thought i'd never live to tell the tale, but hell yeah, i've managed to stick to my financial rationing for the past two weeks (see previous entry). kudos to that! and who's to say that not all things are possible? 

well, as far as craziness goes, burger king certainly takes the cake. the burger makers have launched a new perfume line, aptly named flame. yes, yes, you heard it right. the experts of grilled patties have even created an official website to promote their baffling olfactory invention and it comes with a cheesy, cramp-inducing tagline, "body spray of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

let's face it, people. whoever with even the littlest bit of sanity in this freaking world would want to smell like char-burnt carcass? i hardly find that appealing, let alone beguiling. to put things into perspective, burger king might have had other reasons for developing such an idiosyncratic aroma. maybe, just maybe, the perfume could double up as a marinade as well. so just in case you've run out of barbeque sauce when you're working like a trojan at the pit, instead of going out to get another bottle, you could simply spray a little flame on your marinade, for that hint of flame-broiled meat.

nevertheless, i am a naysayer to such tawdriness. some things just never get old. this one, on the other hand, has had its day the moment i've smelt it.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

the entry that burnt an abyss

my credit card company mailed me my latest bill statement. well, it could easily have been mistaken to be from years ago, judging by the dog-eared slip of paper, worn soft from my repeated handling. it wasn't so much of the bill per se that caught me by surprise, but more of the annexed paraphernalia that came along with it.

amidst the stack within the envelope was a certificate-like note, congratulating me on the points that i have accrued for the past year, using their credit card for payment on almost every thing i purchased. i could feel my throat choking for a minute when i read its content. "american express international, inc congratulates wong wern jek for 57,881 points earned since january 2008."





57,881 freaking points! that, which would roughly translate to 92,609 dollars of blithesome expenditure. i had swiped close to a staggering hundred grand in the past year, alone! that amount would have been enough to feed 120 somali children for 8 years. and i thought i had displayed reticence when it came to making purchases. i was wrong.

thankfully, i consoled myself, i had already embarked on a quest of thrift for the year of 2009. wasteful spending would no longer be the ways of the new me, i patted myself on the back. i pulled the bill out and my smile faltered. i was flabbergasted. the letter was jammed with lines after lines of transactions made for the month of january -- i had bought into all the whatnots and shitez and swiped my plastic at every perceivable occasion. the letter was scorching my eyes i wanted to tear my eyeballs out.

singapore telecoms  216.84
the heritage bangkok 75.35
king power tax free 42.49
phuture singapore 105.00
cicada 36.00
marutama ra-men singapore 35.30
topman 147.05
10th div 826.02
klee bar pte ltd singapore 106.00
klee bar pte ltd singapore 34.00
wala wala singapore 44.00
shell yio chu kang singapore 22.75
ck tang - main store 575.00
ck tang - main store 137.00
black chamber singapore 69.90
sole central singapore 199.00
one rochester 38.00
the loof 21.99
revoltage singapore 65.90
the loof 44.00
the loof 44.00
the loof 10.99
swensen's crown prince singapore 69.68
starbucks coffee singapore 10.30
coffee club pte ltd singapore 10.48
spc - bukit merah singapore 37.22


the damage: $3,024.26!!

after taking a breather and an escape from a near-cataclysmic seizure, i decided to make ado about my squandering ways. plastics are good when you run out of cash. but let's face it, the downside is that you never know when to stop.

i had come up with a solution, and a brilliant one it was: stop using credit cards altogether and allot myself a weekly allowance. twenties for weekdays and fifties for weekends. exceptional situations when credit cards can be exercised would be for gas refills or of utmost emergencies. so far, it's been working well for me for the past four days. i'll just have to wait it out to see how long i can sustain...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

the entry where my cerebrum does the talking

the following are a couple of examples of what my brain throws up from time to time, albeit in an altogether haphazard, loony fashion.

in a world where alicia keys has become the standard de facto for elevator music, logic is ... well, logical, and there's no two ways to a math answer, i have always pondered upon what it would be like to be living on a plane where all sense of rationality was thrown off balance. what if poverty was the ideal norm, social crimes were celebrated, and the pinnacle of dsytopia was what everyone seeked? would a society as such self-annihilate?

after a month-long hiatus from gym and an even longer sabbatical from work, i have begun throwing myself into the throes of these two entities. as rewarding as the gym workouts have been after only a couple sessions (i am after all a mesomorph, according to my friend chronos), i seriously am beginning to doubt the theory of "you reap what you sow" when it comes to my profession. nevertheless, i am not giving up hope. yet.

valentine's day is around the corner, and being single, though not miserable, is a straight ticket to not enjoying this occasion at all. i do hope the damned cupid aims a shot or two at me the next year around. i certainly cannot fathom the idea of being single two years in a row.

i would like a well-balanced life like most. i simply don't fancy staying up till the eerie hours of the morning and getting up the following day still tuckered out, despite the adequate (but irregular) hours. the past two nights have been pretty eventful for me: i was in a deep slumber before midnight beckoned, though i slept for way more than ten hours on both accounts. reminder: reel in the sleeping hours for other activities.

so, what goes on through the back of your head?

Monday, February 9, 2009

the cookiedough status

cookiedough is feeling a little raunchy and wonders if it has anything to do with the full moon.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

the entry of minute spring cleaning

my aspiring lottery-striker of a friend gave me a tip on better sleep at night (or in the afternoons, if i'd like): shifting the position of the bed such that it points to a snooze-inducing orientation.

so it was with much ado, beneath the torrent of silent protestation, that we (my acquiescent maid fe and i) relocated my bed. unfortunately, i was too anxious dishing out instructions and speed-shifting that i completely forgot about the anchoring burden of the bed versus the weedy strength of just two people. the moving around of my furniture left the cemented floor embedded with trails of dents and cracks. we were practically scrapping the floor as we barely hoisted the dense bed above lift level.



more pillage was done at the end of the day



anyhows, disregarding that, i hope my sleeping pattern gets a turn for the better after all that hard bed work. here's a look-ey:


the bookshelf at the far end was where my bed was originally at 


my newly-minted bunk bearing ...


and what happens after i've slept in it.