Monday, June 23, 2008

the entry that made my dad sit up

my dad and i were lounging in our living room watching rehashes of horse matches on our googlebox (yes, my dad's an avid gambler and i am the suffer-in-silence victim as his stallion-watching sidekick, behind choked tears) when mr. postman arrived at our door, armed with bundles of mail.

amidst the sea of brown envelopes and manilas the postman greeted us with (and advertising tripe no less), my dad fished out the utilities bill from the pile and ripped it open. i would have have expected no more than a cursory glance as his eyes darted through the figures, when he shoved the letter in my face. i was met with a letter that read the following: $585.06 for electricity , $67.21 for water, etc. total damage: $728.45!



action sequence: dad's blase countenance eroding into purple lividness.
action sequence: dad's arms flailing in the air.
action sequence: dad launching in a tirade, chockful of expletives

outcome: i've been barred from the luxury of having air-conditioned rooms 24/7. curse the folks at singapore power services!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

heyz. haha.. thats quite high.. haha.. but my phone bill for this month's abt the same. maybe u need to get Daikin's energy saving aircon. :P

` SABRINA ; said...

omggg. now i know why natural disasters are becoming so natural. 'cause somebody on his air-con 24/7! tsktsk. heard of global warming anot.

teehee. (:

ps. go create an eljayyy account leh. HAHAHA.

Anonymous said...

my mom doesn't bat an eyelid at the bills...then again, maybe cos I'm the one paying for it! =)

iruffcookiedough said...

(merv) that's just because you're making international calls, so naturally it translate to higher bills.

(sabrina) cos i'm hot? tsk sk.

(kev) my dad won't bad an eyelid too if you were to pay for ours as well.

Anonymous said...

it's time you cut your spending...ha ha...

Leon Koh said...

It's indeed higher than many of my expat clients are paying per month..

go easy on the 24/7 dude.. hehe

btw what's a manilas?

Anonymous said...

OMG its like 7mths of my bills in total, do go easy on it...

iruffcookiedough said...

(leon koh) a manila is a holder for documents. know those large brown paper envelopes? that's the manila. >_<

Sebastian said...

That is a lot!!

iruffcookiedough said...

(seb) haha, tell me about it!

Anonymous said...

when u feel hot then do more 'bed exercise' with u girlfriends. :p